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Two fun patient encounters today:

Part 1 –

Cute girl: [runs up] can I get a Tylenol?
NA: Sure I just need your number.
CG: Oh! [giggle] 999-555-1212
NA: um, I meant your runner bib number.
CG: [clearly disappointed] oh… um [blush]
Guy standing with girl the entire exchange: [grunt]

Part 2 –

NA: Is there any chance you’re pregnant?
Girl with abdo pain: pfft… I wish.

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